i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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