you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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