3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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