i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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