Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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