Are we in a gay sports bar?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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