you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I puked a lego.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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