I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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