hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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