Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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