I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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