Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Randomize