We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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