Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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