She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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