so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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