That's intense
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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