would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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