Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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