she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize