So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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