I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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