MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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