just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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