If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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