We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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