Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My vagina is very pro this idea
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