We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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