you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
