Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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