i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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