Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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