Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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