If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
honey bunches of taint.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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