exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i came on her dog
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
