Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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