So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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