drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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