Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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