How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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