i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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