Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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