i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
please come you make the beer taste better
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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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