She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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