heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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