i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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