What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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