I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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