I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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