I think I died a long time ago.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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