I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
do herpes really smell.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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