brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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