I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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