i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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