somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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