Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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