A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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